Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Synthetic Marijuana & Ninjas

What in the Wide World of Sports is going on with everyone? Who would have thought that people wanting to get a simple buzz would turn into synthetic marijuana and ninjas? Yes, ninjas.

Check out the video below where this guy, who is higher than giraffe booty, decides to go Jackie Chan on some cops. The one minute mark is where things go haywire.




Did you see how dude channeled his inner-Neo and went Matrix on those cops? My question is: did he know martial arts before he got high or did the chronic instill some Crouching Junkie Hidden Dragon in him?

I'm not a drinker and I'm definitely not a smoker. I'll just stick to an all-natural high. I've never been drunk or high and I cannot stand the feeling of not being in control. I even hated being under the influence of anesthesia shortly after my knee surgery last November. If drugs are making people do flip-kicks and eat each other, than count me out.


Have you ever been that out of control? Be honest with me!

8 comments:

  1. I have never been out of control to THAT extent, but come on... everybody has a dream of bitch-slapping a cop while naked....

    ...oh wait that's just me? My bad.

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    1. Yeah, I hope your dream doesn't come through. I'd hate to see you on an episode of "Cops" with a gang of officers going to town on your knees.

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  2. I've never been THAT out of control, but I've definitely hallucinated off my head to the point where I just needed to sit by myself in a chair and enjoy the trip. Alone.
    No Jackie Chan moves, or any moves whatsoever. Intense.

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    1. Lady E, I'm guessing this guy started tripping while he was watching "The Matrix."

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  3. Ok I am a smoker, but I only smoke what God created! Don't know what that synthetic Stuff is made of, but I do know it was created by man. I'll also say I have never been so high I lose control. Sleepy or hungry, yep..

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    1. LOL! Olskool, I don't fool with any of it, but I do think that the all-natural has a lot calmer effect than the synthetic stuff.

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  4. No, never that out of control or out of control at all actually. I do not drink at all, I have never ever smoked anything including a cigarette and I don't do drugs of any kind nor have I ever even tried them. No one ever believes me when I say that, but it's true. Just never been into synthetic highs and like you said, if this crap is making me people go insane and cannibalistic, then it's pretty much its own advertisement for why NOT to do it.

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    1. It's amazing how many people know the side effects and still do drugs. Controlling one's liquor is a lot different than controlling a drug in which you're unaware of its contents.

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