A few weeks and dates go by and you start to think about taking the relationship to the next level. To become more than just "a date". You invite your date over for a romantic dinner in order to set the mood for that special night. Your companion arrives and you let them inside. Before dinner gets started, your doorbell rings. "Who is this?" you ask yourself looking at your watch.
It's your best friend. The person who has been your partner in crime since elementary school. "What are you doing here?" you ask.
"I'm sorry, but I was in the area and I haven't heard from you much lately," the friend starts, "so I wanted to check to see if you were okay."
You say with a smile, "I'm doing well. I've met someone. Come on in and let me introduce you."
You lead your best friend into the other room and your friend's eyes and your date's eyes lock and the mood takes a dramatic change for the worst. "Uh, hello." your friend says uncomfortably.
"Uh, hi." says your date as they immediately look down at the floor.
Instantly, you realize that something is extremely wrong. "You two know each other?" you ask.
"Yes," your friend starts, "Uh, (deep breath), we had a one night stand about a month ago."
What would you do?
THAT QUESTION IS AS HARD AS DRUNKEN SUDOKU!!! If I know my best friend is a "ho that don't like using condoms"...I would continue to see this guy but...I would have his mark wrap it up if we EVER get intimate and even get tested if we are gonna be in a relationship!!
ReplyDeleteOne night stands don't have any HEART behind it...so I don't have to worry about my homie giving me the DON'T SEE HIM CUZ I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM!
Now the hole thing is fucking awkward to say the least...but depending on where you live, there is a chance that a relative or friend maybe a friend of a friend has done the nasty with someone you are dating...I realize that shit and get over it real quick.
WHAT SOMEONE DID BEFORE THE MET ME IS DOESN'T PHASE ME...its all about what they do WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER...that's what matters to me ;)
"Drunken Sudoku". You've outdone yourself. I laughed from Hammond, LA all the way to McComb, MS after reading that. I'm so glad I wasn't driving.
ReplyDeleteBut if one night stands have no heart behind it, doesn't that mean that it was probably the raunchiest, furniture-moving, pornified sex there could be? Is that the vision you want when you see your significant other and your friend in the church on your wedding day?
It's like that commercial: Wanna get away?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Israel! Yeah, it does seem like a Southwest commercial, doesn't it?
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