Smash & Pass

It ain't no fun if the homies can have none. That seems like the perfect start to a blog post that someone else named, doesn't it? So, my "Twilight"-loving blog homie, Lynnorra, from the entertaining "Thoughts of a Randomista" site decided she wanted to include me in on the survey fun. She tagged me in a survey and I said, "what the heck? I'll give her what she wants."

Survey Questions:
1. If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?
I do not have any pets at this time, but once I do, he will be a family pet and not a member of the family. Until dogs can be claimed on taxes, they're just pets.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
To awake as a 15-year old again with the same knowledge and mindset that I have now. I'd be unstoppable! Bwu-hah-hah-haaaaaa!

3. What is the one thing most hated by you?
Acceptance. I can't stand to see someone who would rather accept something being done to them than rise up against it. Example: people who do not vote. They obviously think our country is perfect since they chose not to get off of their lazy butts to cast an opinion.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Buy a football franchise is my first thought, but I only like the Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones won't sell. So, I guess with a billion, I'd launch my own cable station called "Thank, Q" (imagine that). TQTV would contain a variety of shows from "Night Court" reruns to talk shows hosted by Falen and Lynnorra (ratings cha-ching)!

5. What helps to pull you out of a bad mood?
This video.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Being loved by someone. I know. Selfish, huh?

7. What is your bedtime routine?
Turn on the DVR to "Pardon the Interruption" or "Judge Judy" and kick back with the remote on my chest.

8. If you are currently in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?
Long story, short, I met her at church as a kid. Never spoke (other than "hello") until I asked her to the prom around 10 years later. Prom date didn't go well, but roughly 10 more years later, she called me out of the blue and asked me out.

9. If you could watch a creative person in the act of the creative process, who would it be?
Only football fans would truly understand, but I'd study game film with Ravens linebacker, Ray Lewis, just to get insight on what he sees when he's on the field.

10. What kinds of books do you read?
Autobiographies. Judge Mathis. Wanda Sykes. Charles Barkley, to name a few authors I've enjoyed.

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Hopefully, with 3,000+ followers of my blog.

12. What’s your fear?
That one day I'll turn on my television and there will be reality TV shows on every station.

13. Would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to visit outer space?
You couldn't give me junk food to get me in outer space. I have no interest in anything out there.

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor?
The Mrs. will understand my answer, but others may not. I'd rather by single and rich. I truly think being rich would allow me to really make some sort of impact in the city of Jackson.

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
Wonder why my TV is on TBS and "Saved By The Bell." Then I realize that I probably fell asleep on "The George Lopez Show" the night before.

16. If you could change one thing about your spouse/partner what would it be?
I'd make her fluent in Spanish so that she could teach me.

17. If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?
Well, I love my name. I even used it in my blog title. But, for the sake of the survey, I'd choose a nice, masculine name like "Logan."

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
Yes, I could do that, but I wouldn't want to hang around with them afterwards.

19. If you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?
Hooters lemon pepper chicken wings!

Whew! I'm tired, TOAR! No more questions! I'm going to be a team player and tag some other people who I follow. Like TOAR, I'm going to give them titles to their post that alludes to them passing on the survey and tagging others (but it's totally up to them if they wish to use it or not):

Sonia @ Log Allot - "Pass the Dutchie"
Israel @ Israel Carrasco Monologue Jokes - "Post, Post, Give"
Tameka @ The Writing Assassin - "Toe Tag" (fitting for an assassin, eh?)
Erin @ The Life of Ann James - "Price Tag, You're It!"

Once you finish the questions, you get to tag 4 people! Let me know if you did it!!! What was your favorite question? Even if you weren't tagged, you can participate!

Survey Questions:
1. If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
3. What is the one thing most hated by you?
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
5. What helps to pull you out of a bad mood?
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
7. What is your bedtime routine?
8. If you are currently in a relationship, how did you meet your partner?
9. If you could watch a creative person in the act of the creative process, who would it be?
10. What kinds of books do you read?
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
12. What’s your fear?
13. Would you give up all junk food for the rest of your life for the opportunity to visit outer space?
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor?
15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
16. If you could change one thing about your spouse/partner what would it be?
17. If you could pick a new name for yourself, what would it be?
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done?
19. If you could only eat one thing for the next 6 months, what would it be?