#T2Q's Toss Up Thursday, 12/12/13 (PHOTO)

Which one is better?

Don't Limit Your Kid's Dreams

Anyway, I'm watching "Man v. Food" the other day and I keep thinking to myself, "This dude is going to die on camera."

Seriously. Does this guy not take his life in his own hands every time he stuffs a pizza, hot dog or insanely-hot wing in his mouth? How do you even get a job eating for a living anyway? What was the interview like? "Hi. I'm Adam Richman."

"Nice to meet you, Adam. Let's get started. Do you like to eat?"

"Yes. I've eaten ever since I was a baby. I can't live without food!"

"Excellent. Can you eat a lot of food?"

"Yes. I've been known to stuff myself from time-to-time. One Thanksgiving, at my grandmother's house, I went back for seconds."

"Great! You're hired!"

So, this guy travels the country and stuffs himself with good-looking food. Amazing. If only I knew they were hiring. Dag, some people have all of the luck.

Growing up, my parents never told me that I could have a cushy job that can be fun, too. Why did they make me think that work was always suppose to lack pleasure? I could have been a professional eater, or a photographer for King or Maxim Magazine or even a U.S. Senator.

Parents, don't limit your kid's dreams. Let them know that there are jobs out there that can be fun. Who wouldn't want to eat for a living? Who wouldn't want to take photos of gorgeous models? Who wouldn't want to pass a bill that benefits their own business while living off of their constituents' tax money?

Make sure your kids are informed!

A Lady's Application for a Good Man

Instructions: Have your man fill out the below application in its entirety (or do it for him).

Relationship status:
Married(+50)_ Separated(+31)_ Divorced(+3 each)_ Boy(+31)/Girlfriend(+2)_ Jump off(+1)_ Single/Widowed(0)_

Children:
Yes(+2)_ No(0)_ En route(+3)_ Possible(+1)_

(If "yes" or "en route", then number of children and baby mamas: _(+1 each) and _(+3 each)
(subtract -3 points if applicant has custody of child/children)

Criminal record:
Yes(+5)_ No(0)_
(If "yes", then how many felonies(+15 each)_ misdemeanors (+3 each)_

Have you ever assaulted a woman?
Yes(+20)_ No(0)_

Education:
Drop out(+10)_
GED(+5)_
High school diploma(+4)_
Some college(+2)_
Associates degree(+1)_
Bachelors/Active student(0)_
Masters/pHD(-3)_

Employed full time:
Yes(0)_ No(+10)_
(subtract -2 for second job)

Employment history:
Please enter your last three jobs including current:
(subtract -3 for every $20,000 of salary over $30,000)
_________________________________
_________________________________
_________________________________

Credit score:
More than 760(-2)_
700 to 759(0)_
620 to 699(+2)_
Less than 620(+5)_

Health:
Overweight(+3)_
Smoker(+3)_

History of contagious diseases/infections:
Yes(+5)_ No(0)_ Awaiting results(+1)_

Valid driver's license:
Yes(0)_ No(+10)_

Vehicle (motorcycles not included):
Yes(0)_ No(+10)_

Owns residence/rents apartment:
Yes(0)_ No(+5)_

Does anyone live with you? Yes(+2 each)_ No(0)_

Recent Dating History:
Please enter how your last long-term relationship ended
(no score / for references only)
____________________________________________________________________________
(For recruiter use only below this point)

Instructions: Add the scores for each answer to determine eligibility for position.

Scoring Key
36 or higher -> Extremely unqualified
26 to 35 -> Unqualified
16 to 25 -> Average
6 to 15 -> Qualified
1 to 5 -> Extremely qualified