#T2Q's Toss Up Thursday, 3/13/14 (PHOTO)

@TheTsaritsa is A Winner!

"The dog was getting in my face, so I ate him. What? Let me digest..."

I had my first book giveaway about a month ago. I had an extra copy of "Full Rising Mooner," courtesy of the man, Don Legacy himself, and I decided that I wanted to share it with one of my followers. Of course, you know with me, I don't believe in something-for-nothing. So, I decided to have a caption contest to make my followers earn the book. I displayed the photo to the right and said that whoever comes up with the funniest caption would win the book. I decided to make The Mrs. the judge just to try and make things as unbiased as possible.

When it was all said and done, The Mrs. chose The Tsaritsa's (Alexandra's) comment. Maybe it wasn't as unbiased as I thought since The Mrs. is a cat lover like The Tsaritsa and can't resist a jab at a dog. Anyhoo, I enjoyed all of the comments and appreciate those who participated. Alexandra, DM your address to me and I'll get the book out to her in a week or so. You can read it and be appalled and entertained at the same time like the rest of us who've cracked it open. LOL!

And thanks to Mr. Mooner Johnson himself for taking time to donate the book and autograph it for our winner! I'll have to send you an autographed photo of a topless Ann Coulter to show my appreciation of your good deed. There's nothing like a topless praying mantis to brighten your day, huh, Mooner?

Congrats to Alexandra of TheTsaritsaSez.com

Book #Giveaway!

Don't want to wait? Buy it here!

TQ is having its first book giveaway! One of you will get the opportunity to receive an autographed copy of "Full Rising Mooner" by my man, Don Legacy! In order for you to secure this laugh-out-loud funny book, you'll have to earn it by participating in a caption contest!

You will have to use the comments below and give the funniest caption for the photo. I'll allow The Mrs. to choose which one is the funniest and select our winner! The winner of TQ's first giveaway will be announced on February 5th, so don't wait too late to get in on it. The beauty of the competition is that you can enter as many times as you'd like since I don't believe in putting a limit on funny!

As for the book you'll be winning, let me tell you a little about it:

Buckle-up your sanity and step inside the ADHD-addled mind of Butcher Einstein "Mooner" Johnson, a wealthy redneck, liberal-thinking compost manufacturer from Austin, Texas. Mooner has strong political, religious and environmental beliefs and interesting ways to state them. Things are all fun and games until the real trouble starts: a severed arm is discovered in a compost pile at Mooner’s plant. Hysterical, thoughtful, and wildly inappropriate, Don Legacy’s debut is a raucous ride into the mind of a true American character, a man so scatological that there must be some sort of brilliance in there somewhere—if you can find it! Daring and provocative, Full Rising Mooner: The Most Inappropriate Man in the World is the most unpredictable and uproarious ride you’ve ever taken!

Click to read autographed caption

Okay, so now that you know what you're trying to win, it's time to get your thinking caps on and give me a caption in the comments that will tickle the fancy of our judge, The Mrs. She likes cats, so I figured I'd go with this one below. Good luck to all!

"98... 99... What?  A cat can't work on his abs?"

But, Honey...

As a man, I'm a huge sports fan. Not much of a baseball fan, but if I'm at a ballpark, I'd make an effort to catch a foul ball or a home run if given the opportunity.

But, how do you explain this?



Wow. That look she gave him is universal. No need to speak another language to understand that she wasn't happy! No extra inning 'nooky' for you tonight, fella.

What explanation could have gotten him out of hot water?

Enter a caption in the comments below of what this man could have possibly said to his wife after dropping their child for a baseball. Start each caption with "But, honey..."